WOW EVEN MY FRIEND IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE ROAST. WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
My MUN teacher is having a roast tomorrow for the students who are attending the first Cerritos conference on Saturday and I’m one of those students. The roast will basically pick out my “weak spots and rub salt in the open wounds”. Probably gonna cry.
THE BURIED LIFE WAS AT CAL POLY POMONA AND I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT
Anonymous said: But olive what if it tastes salty??
pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.
*becomes educated on issues and learns not to use slurs* *literally everyone u come in contact with uses said slurs and u cringe*
The only hockey jersey from Sochi I can find is Canada’s and it’s in an XL :(